TO COMMUNICATE WITH MEDICAL SCIENTISTS W/O BORDERS

USE

1) A SENSE OF HUMOR - ESPECIALLY IF ADDRESSING A DEADLY SERIOUS GLOBAL PROBLEM

"When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity." - 

 "My knowledge of the universe is that if I write... jokes, the universe gives me a really nice house and great meals.
I do not believe mankind will ever develop a formula to explain this." - 
Joel
Klein
,
 
Time Magazine

"There is no such thing as patriotic art and patriotic science. Both art and science belong, like all things great and good, to the whole world..." Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


2) A SECURE NON-GOV ELECTRONIC MAIL

"SPAM is taking e-mail,... exploiting the idea that it's very inexpensive to send mail." William Henry Gates III

AS A PRINCIPAL SCIENTIST, PI, AND MEDICAL OFFICER IN RESERVE, DR. ANDREY P. BABENKO, MSC, MD, PhD, USES HIS PRIVATELY SECURED ELECTRONIC WEB MAIL ADDRESS ANDREY AT BABENKOWEB.COM

AS A RESEARCH SCIENTIST II, ILONA M. BABENKO, MS, EMPLOYS THE BEST PUBLIC RESEARCH UNIVERSITY WEB E-MAIL  IBABENKO@U.WASHINGTON.EDU, WHICH CAN BE USED TO REQUEST HER PRIVATE E-MAIL ADDRESS IN ANY LANGUAGE USED BY ALEXANDER S. PUSHKIN TO COURT NICE GIRLS

AS A SCIENTIFIC RESEARCHER TRAVELING A LOT, TAMARA A. BABENKO, BS, MAY FORGET USING HER PUBLIC IVY WEB E-MAIL AT UW, BUT THE E-MAIL ABOVE CAN BE USED TO ASK ABOUT HER PERSONAL EMAIL IN THE LANGUAGE OF WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE


3) A VIRTUALLY UN_HACKABLE MAIL

"I love anything that can arrive with a postage stamp.There's something about that person's breath and hands on the letter." - Diane Lane

"Because Washington state now votes by mail, elections here tend to play out... over weeks." - Jonathan Raban

MAIL SAMPLES, INSTRUMENTS, DOCUMENTS, CHECKS, ORDERS, ORDENSCOLLECTIBLE BOOKS AND ANYTHING ELSE RELATED TO RESEARCH AND/OR EDUCATION TO ATTN OF DR. ANDREY P. BABENKO AND/OR ILONA M. BABENKO, 3504 88TH AVENUE SOUTHEAST, MERCER ISLAND, WASHINGTON [STATE, NOT WASHINGTON IN THE DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA] 98040

ANYTHING SPECIAL FOR TAMARA A. BABENKO MUST BE DELIVERED BY A HANSOM CARRIER INTELLIGENT ENOUGH TO FIGURE OUT WHERE SHE IS.


4) A TELEPHONE


BUZZ UN PRIVÉ OFFICE PHONE SYSTEM TO LEAVE A VOICE MESSAGE FOR ANDREY, ILONA AND/OR TAMARA BABENKO
1 (206) 420-4111

THE ANDROPHABLET'S NUMBER TO COMMUNICATE WITH MISTER BABENKO VIRTUALLY ANYWHERE IN NOOSPHERE IS REQUESTABLE AT 1.206.420.4111

THE SMARTPHONE'S NÚMERO TO TRACK MADAM BABENKO ALMOST ANYWHERE IN THE NORTH AMERICA IS 206-369-8764

LE NOMBRE DE LA PROCHAINE GÉNÉRATION PORTABLE TO TRY TO REACH MLLE BABENKO IN ETAS UNIT MAY BE REQUESTED VIA THE SMARTPHONE'S NÚMERO INDICATED ABOVE


5) A RELIABLE FTP SERVER

"A lot of the machines that Google is built on—commodity is the polite word for them—they are regular PCs and so they're not always the most reliable.” - Jessica Livingston

REQUEST THE ADDRESS OF THE MOST RELIABLE, CUSTOM BUILT FROM JAPANESE COMPONENTS, MULTI-PLATFORM, BABENKO LAB FTP SERVER VIA ANDREY@BABENKOWEB.COM


6) ABSOLUTELY NO COMMUNICATION VIA A SMP A.K.A. SOCIAL MANIPULATION PLATFORM

"People take things at face value on social media. Earnestness is the assumption." - Mindy Kaling

NO AFOREMENTIONED BABENKO USES TWITTER, LINKEDID, VK, FACEBOOK, OR ANY OTHER SOCIAL MADNESS PANEL.

"Social media is an amazing tool, but it's really the face-to-face interaction that makes a long-term impact." - Felicia Day


AND/OR THE OLDEST - STILL THE BEST - WAY TO COMMUNICATE,
 
7) FACE-À-FACE

"Face-to-face communication is really the way to go, but some people can't do that." - Karen Mall, then with AHF

GLOBAL NAVIGATION SPUTNIK SYSTEM (GLONASS) COORDINATES TO FACE ANDREY PETROVICH AT A GREAT SUNSET: 47.595167, -122.228056

GLONASS-M-CORRECTED GPS COORDINATES TO SEE ILONA MIKHAILOVNA AT ANY BLUE MOON RISE:
47°35'00.43"N 122°12'54.48"W

AEROSPACE FORCES-TRUSTED KOORDINATES TO BE PRECISELY HIT BY TAMARA'S NEO-RETRO MOTOBECANE SOUS VENUS CAN BE REQUESTED BY A BRAVE, NOT OVER-CONFIDENT, PROPERLY SELF-INTRODUCED, INTELLIGENT, NEVER DROPPED-OUT, NOT ONLINE GRADUATED, NOT IPHONY TALKING, BI+LINGUAL, AN ADVANCED DEGREE-POSSESSING OR EARNING, INDEPENDENTLY LIVING, NOTHING SMOKING, NEVER DRUGGED, NEVER NAILED, NEVER DUMPED, MORE GRAY-EYED, STRAIGHT WALKING, 180+/-8 CM-TALL, OMNIVOROUS, NORMAL-BMI, CHR Y GENES EXPRESSING, AND OTHERWISE NORMAL, GEN Y MALE HOMO SAPIENS, FROM HER YAYA YA-YA+DYUDYA IDENTIFIABLE NOT BY BINGO-YAHOO-GOOGLING, BUT THROUGH THE EARLIER INVENTED INTELLIGENT ЯНДЕКС-ING OF THEIR TRUE IMAGE



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